Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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