You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
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you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
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It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
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