Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
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i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
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I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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