It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
he was CRYING into my vagina
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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