I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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