remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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