Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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