She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
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At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
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I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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