i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
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I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
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The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
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