she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
Randomize
