So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
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