i don't like sucking hair
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
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