You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
Randomize
