We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
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Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
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Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I feel like a drive thru vagina
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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