i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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