I only kidnapped one of them. chill
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
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