Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
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