Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
Slut skills are useful in every country.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
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Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
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So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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