so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
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