You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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