is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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