? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
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just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
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there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.