Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
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I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
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Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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