I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
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