Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
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Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
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Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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