omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
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