Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
Cover your peen. We're going out.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Randomize
