So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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