And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
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Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
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Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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