hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
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i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
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He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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