i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
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Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
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I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
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