No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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