what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
barbara walters just said penis...
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
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