I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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