Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
So many bounce houses so little time
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
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