what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
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I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
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I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize