oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
Randomize
