AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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