I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
Randomize