I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
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Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
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Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
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