Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
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Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
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what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
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