I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
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