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you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
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