This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
and she was petting her beer can
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
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