The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
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I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
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Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
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