My first STD was from a foam party
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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