Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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