yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
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they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
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oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
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