sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
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His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
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You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
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