haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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