I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
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I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
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When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I see more hoeing in ur future
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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