STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
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Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
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When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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